Peer into my Brain….if you dare!

I pulled out of the AAA parking lot, after paying my insurance, and I put my Guns n’ Roses Cd in the stereo. I was listening to Sweet Child o’ Mine when I started to think about how its been so damn long since they put out a new record. I was never really into the “Use your illusion” double album they put out. Axl was suppose to have a new album coming out called Chinese Democracy, which I guess is suppose to come out this spring. That got me thinking about Asian people. I once read somewhere that if one person represent all the humans on earth, that the average human would be an Asian woman. Thats because more than half of the world’s population is female and the largest ethnic group on Earth are asians. I found that idea odd. I think that being of western european decent, you automatically thing that most people are like you. So really asians don’t have odd, slanted eyes. I have weird rounded eyes. That’s an odd thought. That got me thinking about the old joke about asian women having horizonal slanted vaginas. I got a laugh out of that. That also goes along with what my friend Rich always proclaims. He says “There must be something in rice that makes people wanna fuck because they sure must be doing a lot of that.” Asian men are suppose to have small penises. I guess that puts an end to the “Does size matter?” question. But what do I know? As George Carlin says, “It’s thoughts like that that kept me out of the good schools.”