Haircut.

I really need a haircut. It’s long and bushy all over. I also haven’t shaved in a couple of weeks. I look like a bum. When I was a little kid I didn’t get my first haircut till I was like 5 years old. My hair was long and curly all over the place. I think having bad hair was a curse of being born in the 70’s, or just plain living through them. It goes a long with the bad clothes. We have pictures of me as a little kid in a brown and tan pant suit thingie. I kinda look like a mini version of Don Knott’s character Mr. Furley from Three’s Company. All I am missing is an ascot, I swear! Anyway I wanna get my haircut but I don’t know where to go. I use to go to Mastercuts in the mall. They hired this gay, black dude there and I swear I always get him! I hate it because I have to keep my elbows sucked in so I don’t rub them against his package. Yuck! Also no matter what kinda haircut he gives me, it always ends with him putting some sort of Jeri curl gunk in my hair. I have to take a shower after the haircut just to get all the oil out of it so it will dry. the only problem with that is that the oil causes the water to bead off my head like Turtle Wax.