Get to know Me, Monster Trucker

—> Name: Jason Michael Wertenberger
—> Birthdate: 02/23/1977
—> Birthplace: Monroe, Michigan
—> Current Location: Traverse City, Michigan
—> Eye Color: Blue
—> Hair Color: Brown
—> Righty or Lefty: Right
—> Zodiac Sign: Pieces
—> Innie or Outtie: Innie

// series two – describe
—> Your heritage: German
—> The shoes you wore today: Converse Low-Top All-stars
—> Your hair: Needs A haircut
—> Your eyes: 2
—> Your weakness: uhm, oral sex
—> Your fears: Death, Blindness, Panic Attacks, and about a zillion other things
—> Your perfect pizza: Hungry Howie’s with beef and musherooms
—> One thing you’d like to achieve: graduate this decade

// series three – what is
—> Your most overused phrase on aol\aim: Word
—> Your thoughts first waking up:
—> The first feature you notice in the opposite (or same) sex: Not having a penis
—> Your usual bedtime: 7:00 am
—> Your greatest accomplishment: Not a whole lot
—> Your best memory: I remember lots of crap.

// series five – do you
—> Smoke: No
—> Cuss: yes
—> Sing well: not really
—> Take a shower everyday: yes
—> Want to get married: yes
—> Type with your fingers on the right keys: kinda, sorta, maybe
—> Believe in yourself: yes
—> Get motion sickness: nope
—> Get along with your parents: yes
—> Like thunderstorms: Yes
—> Play an instrument: Not really

// series six – in the past month, did/have you
—> Drank alcohol: yes
—> Done a drug: Paxil
—> Made Out: Yes
—> Go on a date: Sorta
—> Go to the mall?: Yes
—> Been on stage: no
—> Been dumped: Yes
—> Gone skating: Roller
—> Made homemade cookies: Yes
—> Been in love: Yes
—> Gone skinny dipping: no
—> Dyed your hair: Yes
—> Stolen anything: no

// series eight – the future
—> Age you hope to be married: Tomorrow, 6 months from now, 6 years from now, whenever
—> Numbers and Names of Children: I’m not sure, I like the name Milo for a boy, but no girl names come to mind (Sorry mom, there won’t be a Gail Mildred II from me, haha )
—> Describe your Dream Wedding: Me, her, justice of the peace and nobody else!
—> What age do you want to die: 10,000,000
—> What do you want to be when you grow up: Network Engineer
—> What country would you most like to visit: Egypt
—> Current Clothes: Shirt and pants
—> Current Mood: Blah
—> Current Taste: none
—> Current Hair: Messed up
—> Current Annoyance: I am at work
—> Current Smell: I don’t
—> Current thing you ought to be doing: Working on something or other
—> Current Desktop Picture: Mean Ween huffing a scotchguard bong
—> Current Worry: I am behind in schoooooooool!