Help me Rikki Tikki Tavi, I’ve been Kipled!
(1:28:19 PM) Me: the coolest thing about kipling is he wrote Rikki Tikki Tavi! (1:28:32 PM) : sounds vaguely familiar (1:28:35 PM) Me: gah! (1:28:47 PM) : ? (1:28:50 PM) Me: its like the coolest kids story ever (1:29:02 PM) Me: about a mongoose fucking the shit up of some cobras (1:29:02 PM) : oh [...]
AIM quote
(2:44:15 PM) Me: dude, I have such a strong stomach…i could eat a nutty bar with one hand and shovel poop with the other
The Helen Keller Blues
(02:33:47 PM) jasonwert: yes ‘em (02:34:19 PM) baghdadbutcher69: glasses are cool (02:34:34 PM) baghdadbutcher69: my own pretty much finish off my entire style of being a walking anachronism (02:35:03 PM) jasonwert: my glasses finish off my entire style of not walking into walls! (02:35:31 PM) baghdadbutcher69: yeah, blindo (02:35:58 PM) jasonwert: words cannot express the [...]
Chat
[12:10] JasonWert: There is a castle Wertenberg in Germany [12:11] JasonWert: is should move into it. It would be like an episode of Scooby Doo [12:11] JasonWert: it would be haunted by Don Knotts
Conversations with today’s youth Part 1
[22:47] jasonwert: where were you when you got kissed? [22:48] r_wertenberger: in the back of her friends car [22:48] r_wertenberger: we were takin pictures on the way to monroe [22:48] jasonwert: did you give her the onion [22:48] r_wertenberger: o [22:48] r_wertenberger: no* [22:48] jasonwert: wimp [22:48] r_wertenberger: ha ha very funny [22:48] jasonwert: girlfriends [...]
