Peeps are crazy all over
With the news of fires in Southern California and a massive drought in Georgia, it makes me wonder. Maybe the real problem is that people are living in places they shouldn’t? Places where the land can’t support the quantity of people trying to live there. Places that are too volatile. Look at Southern California, as [...]
Freedom isn’t free, people!
Did Jesus just go around saying anything that came into his head? Yes, he did; and what happened to him? That’s right..they nailed him to a telephone pole. God, I miss Strangers with Candy, the greatest show you never watched…That’s right, it was canceled and it’s partially your fault. “Haha, Stephen Colbert is so fucking [...]
Good and Evil Ubuntu
There is a Christian version of Ubuntu Linux. Apparently, it is free of heathen code and has many programs for todays Christian hacker. There are pop-ups to give you your bible verse of the day and Christian friendly wallpaper and screensavers. Here’s a screen shot: To answer this, there is also a Satanic version of [...]
Caring for Your Introvert
Written by Jonathon Rauch and stolen from The Atlantic Monthly Online Do you know someone who needs hours alone every day? Who loves quiet conversations about feelings or ideas, and can give a dynamite presentation to a big audience, but seems awkward in groups and maladroit at small talk? Who has to be dragged to [...]
More April Fool’s Day Hate
This is something I was pointed to, via Valleywag: I’m trying to help you raise the bar. Thus, a list of things which do not actually constitue a valid April Fools’ Day joke: “I changed my stylesheet! To someone else’s!” Why isn’t that funny? Because I still knew it was your site. “Our tiny company [...]
Forrest ‘Fucking’ Gump and the Academy Awards
Tonight’s ABC Saturday Night movie stands as a reminder of the worthlessness of the Academy Awards. The movie is “Forrest Gump”, which won the 1994 Best Picture award. Do you know what movies “Forrest Gump” beat? It beat “Pulp Fiction” and “The Shawshank Redemption”…Yes, let that sink in for a minute…”Pulp Fiction”, probably the most [...]
Dream
I had the craziest dream last week… The earth was being invaded by aliens. Not kind, gentle aliens, but the typical skinny long limbed, big head, huge eyed Grey alien. They were attacking the planet and we were fighting back to no avail. The aliens were shooting people with weird weapons that didn’t kill them, but [...]
I wonder if he joined the U.S.M.C. too?
So far the coolest thing I’ve seen during my reading through the Old Testament is that the name “Gomer” is referenced in the Bible. All I can say is “Shazam!”
The Female Condition
I think I may have stumbled a fact of the female condition. As far back as I can remember, every female I have known either dislikes mushrooms, and/or green or black olives. I’d like to get some feed back from the ladies whom read this. Where do you stand? I’m sure this isn’t a universal [...]
