The Game Atari Should Have Made
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Never Trust A Baby with a Mustache
“Never Trust A Baby with a Mustache” pin
Elvis Sucks
Chuck D: “Elvis was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me. Yes, he’s straight up racist–the sucker was simple and plain.” Flavor Flav: “Motherfuck him and John Wayne!”
Close Encounters of the ‘Coon Kind!
Just about every weekend, I go to dump garbage at work and find one of two raccoons stuck in the bottom of the dumpster. They can get in, but the dumpster is too deep for them to climb out when it’s empty. We have a routine, where I place this board into the dumpster and [...]
Strangers with Steroids
One of my favorite episodes of Strangers with Candy. Jerri is about to be kicked off the girls’ track team and lose her chance to take a bath with the nubile teens. Desperate, ala Barry Bonds, she turns to medical science. If you don’t find these funny, you may be a replicant like in Blade [...]
Freedom isn’t free, people!
Did Jesus just go around saying anything that came into his head? Yes, he did; and what happened to him? That’s right..they nailed him to a telephone pole. God, I miss Strangers with Candy, the greatest show you never watched…That’s right, it was canceled and it’s partially your fault. “Haha, Stephen Colbert is so fucking [...]
Greatest Quote Ever?
“As runaways and circus animals will tell you, clowns will fuck you and they don’t care if it hurts” Penn Jillette in reference to “Big Brother” government being “clowns”
Damn, dirty hippies!
At least 10 years ago or so, Norm Macdonald was the Weekend Update host for Saturday Night Live. One news story bit he did, which I loved, was that Rawlings, the sports equipment company, had created a new baseball helmet that had a hole in the back. They claimed this new helmet would appeal to little girls [...]
